Phone Psychic Readings

I want this short guide to be helpful and informative.

Firstly, avoid phone psychics that charge very expensive rates. No psychic is worth $10.00 (or even more) per minute.These psychics are overcharging.

A 30 minute phone reading costs $100.

A 45 minute phone reading costs $150.

A 60 minute phone reading costs $200.

Avoid phone psychics that have long recorded greetings on their 1900 number. You are paying while listening to this greeting. My greeting is very short.

Avoid phone psychics that don't disclose their office phone number in advertisements. Why are they hiding behind a 1900 number? my mobile number is 0409 652 191. My address is 10 Northwood St CAMPERDOWN NSW 2050. I have lived there with my family since 2004, and I have no plans to move.

Avoid phone psychics who are not members of local psychic associations. These associations have strict rules and guidelines for membership. These associations ensure that all members behave ethically. Why aren't they members of local psychic associations? Why won't these associations accept them as members? Do not accept readings from any psychic who is not a member of their local psychic association. I am a full member of the Australian Psychics Association.

Avoid phone psychics that make outrageous claims or over the top claims, eg we will make your partner love you again, or, we can predict your lotto numbers. No one can do these things. I don't make such outrageous claims.

Avoid phone psychics that ask too many questions during a reading. They are fishing for information. A real psychic will tell you facts about your recent past and present without too many questions. I will never ask too many questions – except for your first name and your date of birth – as I need this information for my numerological evaluation. Instead of questions, I will tell you facts about your current situations within minutes of answering the phone!

Guarantee

I guarantee that I am a 1st class Psychic Reader.

So here is my plain English guarantee.

For face-to-face and credit card telephone readings:

If you are not happy with my Psychic Reading, then it's free. You pay me absolutely nothing.

Yes, that's right. If you don't like it, you don't pay for it.

There is only one condition: If you don't like my Psychic Reading, you must tell me within the first 10 minutes.

I can't be fairer than that!